Tuesday, May 21, 2024

A NEW DIRECTION

I've become bored with writing about the mundane life we lead and have decided that, in future, I'll use this blog to record some of the stories I write regularly.  I used to post these on '1000 Words or Less' but they'll now appear here.  I'm starting with a story I wrote at Christmas, entitles A CHRISTMAS STORY.


Like many country girls, Mary found living in a rural town stifling.  Chudleigh was a pretty enough little town but, when Mary was 17, she had had enough of the narrowness of village life and told her parents she was off to see what else the world had to offer.  They were not happy at all about it but Mary was a headstrong girl and would not be swayed. Her father made sure she had a reliable mobile ‘phone, access to emergency funds and made her promise she would keep in touch and always tell her family where she was.  She ended up in the Riverina, in fact, having found the big cities not at all to her liking, and made her living picking up casual work at various farms.

 

It was here that she met Joe, a relaxed country boy, with no apparent ambition but a great sense of humour.  Perhaps they would marry one day but, for now, it was enough that they shared their lives and, as Joe put it, looked out for each other.

 

It was in December a couple of years after she had left that Mary started to think about home in a different light.  Perhaps it was memories of Christmases she had enjoyed in the past which made her a little nostalgic and she started to think seriously about returning to Chudleigh for a visit. Also, she was pregnant and Mary was determined the child would be born in Tasmania.  It was a quiet time for work in the Riverina and Joe said he would come with her so the decision was made.  Each carrying a backpack, they stood on the highway with their thumbs up. Getting to Geelong was relatively easy and they managed to secure a last-minute booking on a night sailing of the Spirit.

 

Once she arrived on Tasmanian soil, Mary was reluctant to complete those few remaining kilometres to the village where her family would be planning their Christmas .  She had deliberately not told them she was returning, not sure of how her father, particularly, would accept the idea of a baby fathered by a man they had never met.  For that same reason, she refused to ring her family to tell them she was on her way. Her father, of course, would have rushed to pick them up but Mary felt she would be better able to cope if she arrived at the family home, unannounced.

 

Hitch-hiking turned out to be more difficult than they had anticipated. Perhaps, drivers were more anxious in those days before Christmas and less likely to stop for a couple of scruffy individuals, especially as one was obviously pregnant, so it was late afternoon before the tired couple reached Chudleigh.  Mary again held back from the inevitable confrontation with her parents and suggested they pitch their little tent at the showgrounds in Chudleigh, and promised Joe she would ring her father in the morning.  They chose a spot on the far side of the ground out of sight of the road and settled down. 

 

They were both tired after their long journey and, after a make-do meal of the remains of what food they had left, they crawled into their sleeping bags.  They must both have dozed off because they took a while to become aware of the sound of singing which was coming from the small hall on the other side of the ground.  It sounded like ‘Away in a Manger’, Mary thought.

 

‘Of course,’ she realised, ‘Tonight must be the night of the Christmas Carol Service.  All the town will be there and,’ her heart sank, ‘so will Mum and Dad.’  Nudging Joe, she said,

 

‘There’s a change of plan, Joe.  Mum and Dad, and half the town are in the hall over there and it won’t take long before someone notices our tent and comes to investigate.  Comb your hair; you’re about to meet your in-laws.’

 

Joe hastily pulled on his shorts, dragged a comb through his unruly mop and, hand in hand, they walked across the grass towards the sound of the familiar old carols.  They passed tethered sheep and goats, and the occasional calf which had been brought by local members of the Young Farmers’ Club to brighten up the evening, and to be photographed with the children, many of whom had come dressed as shepherds, or angels.  Outside the hall, too, there were groups of playing children, too young to be involved in the singing and several surly-looking teenagers hanging about, too cool to take part in such an old-fashioned activity.

 

At the entrance to the Hall, they paused, took each other’s hand and slowly pushed the door open.  At the sound of the creaking hinges, several people turned to see who the intruders were.  Mary recognised neighbours she had known all her life but it took several long seconds for the first voice to say, ‘It’s Mary!’

 

Nearer the front, her Mum and Dad, turned as one.  They’re looking older, thought Mary, though it had been only a couple of years since she had left. Her mother’s hand rose to her mouth as she clambered to her feet and pushed her way past her friends and neighbours sitting in the same row, her husband not far behind her.  The pianist who had been accompanying the carols abruptly ceased her out-of-tune playing.

 

Mary was engulfed in a huge embrace by both Mum and Dad and others in the audience rose to their feet, affected by the excitement.

 

“Who is this, then?” asked Mary’s dad, gruffly,  “And I suppose he is responsible for this,” he continued, pointing to Mary’s quite obvious bump.  And Mary knew, from the big smile on Dad’s face, that everything would be alright.

 

 



Saturday, March 2, 2024

Sunday, March 3

Lunch at the Carrick Hotel yesterday was great.  We kept it low-key so there were just 6 of us but Marilyn had organised a cake for the occasion.  It was tall - three layers covered in icing - and the top was decorated with bobbins, reels of cotton, scissors, etc , all made with icing.  It was created by a Filipina friend who is married to a fellow who was Principal of Giant Steps after me.

The food is always great there and I was brave enough to try Venison and Duck sausages: not bad but I probably wouldn't have them again.

Robyn flies home this afternoon.  It's always nice to have people but we look forward to having the place to ourselves again.  We have a comfortable routine, not too much conversation, no arguments about what to watch on TV, and so on.  I wonder if we're becoming set in our ways in our old age.

Friday, March 1, 2024

Saturday, March 2

Our friend, Robyn is staying with us at the moment. Her 80th birthday is next month and we won't be able to be in Wollongong to help her celebrate so she has come to Tassie instead.  We're taking her out to lunch today and there will be a birthday cake and everything.  The situation is complicated by the fact that today is Marilyn's actual birthday but, of course, she is determined not to overshadow Robyn's celebration and we will acknowledge Marilyn at a later time.

It's a bit cooler today so there's a lot of discussion about appropriate clothes to wear to the lunch.

Yesterday was my regular Poetry and Writing classes.  This term, the Poetry class has reduced itself to just 7 and that includes the old-fashioned pedantic ones who believed that good poetry begins and end with Wordsworth.  I offered a poem yesterday called The Caveman's Lament and it went down like a lead balloon.

The Writing group has grown to 18! When reading our stories, our rule is 'no more than 800 words' but a couple of newbies are pushing the boundaries.  If I were the boss, I'd ring a bell when I thought they had talked enough but everyone else is too polite. I don't know where it will end but my enjoyment of the classes is being sorely tested.

Saturday, February 24, 2024

Sunday, February 25

 It's been a bit busy and I haven't managed to scribble something down each day.  Having a visitor in the house changes the dynamic.  However, I'm back.

Marilyn commented that she needed  to buy a new doona; one of the older ones was getting quite shabby and needed to be replaced. Goodie, I thought, another job for Temu.  The prices were great and we knew that the quality would be excellent so I placed the order.  It arrived on Friday in a vacuum-sealed package. After I gave it a good shake, it was as I expected - beautifully made, lined with satin  ribbon.  The only problem was, it was too big.  I must have misread the dimensions.  No problem, I thought, I'll just order another one or cut a bit off this one.  It will be inside a cover and no-one will see a rough edge.

Not good enough!  So we spent yesterday afternoon shopping for a king-size doona cover to accommodate our cheap Chinese doona and  a new cover deserves new pillow cases as well.  So, our bargain from Temu was not such a bargain after all.

I had to order something else yesterday and I discovered the minimum order to get free delivery is now $45. That's going to put a spanner in the works.

Monday, February 19, 2024

Tuesday, February 20

 Marilyn's gone off to some get-together this morning at the local RSL Club.  It's the group of ladies she met at Probus and, apart from the normal meeting, they have get-togethers to chat and have morning tea,  I suspect that the RSL poker machines are a bit of a draw but what would I know?

I have a couple of jobs to do while I have the house to myself.  The bird bath in the front garden needs attention.  There were three or four birds having their bath there this morning but, on inspection, it's a bit grubby.  I've mentioned before that I blame the 'planes flying in to Launceston airport but even if that's not true there's something black and sticky which keeps coming back.. That reminds me of a joke: what's black and sticky?  A licorice stick!  But I'm sure the pollution in my bird bath is not licorice.

I also have to write my story for Friday's group: three topics I haven't even looked at yet so I had better make that a priority.  I've just had a notification from Australia Post that a parcel will be delivered today: from Temu, no doubt, and I wonder what it will be.

Sunday, February 18, 2024

Monday, February 19

 Brogan Tates.  I stumbled across this name when I was browsing YouTube looking for something interesting to look at.  I can only take so much of Steve or Scott and their tedious trips in Europe and knew I had to look further afield.  Brogan is an enthusiastic, young English girl and was talking about a flight with her boyfriend on Emirates to Dubai.  I would normally click over to the next offering but Marilyn happened to be watching and wanted a closer look.  In fact, Brogan was quite entertaining and the flight to Dubai turned out to be the first leg of a trip to New Zealand where they are going a cruise back to the UK.

Later, we looked for more of her stuff and found a series where she talked about her plans to be married on the cruise, described her philosophy of packing, and so on.  This morning I notice she has posted a video of the flight from Dubai to Auckland.  We'll watch it later.

Yesterday, we suffered her showing the stuff she is packing for the trip.  She and her boyfriend were travelling with 6 suitcases and a wedding dress in a carry bag.  As travellers who never had more than a medium size 20Kg bag and a small carry-on, we were horrified with the stuff she thought essential: masses of gadgets, first aid stuff, board games, various metal and plastic clips, fold-up plastic boxes (to put your socks in on the cruise) .... it was ridiculous!  However, this girl has a massive following on Youtube and makes a very decent living at it.  

I think I'll get tired of her very quickly but we need to see how this trip (and the wedding) turn out.

Saturday, February 17, 2024

Sunday, February 18

It's a beautiful day here; the sun is shining and there's not a sound to be heard.  Marilyn watches the sun streaming through our lounge-room windows and comments, idly, "Those windows are due for their annual clean.  I must ring whatsisname to come back and give them the once over."

"How much did he charge," I asked.

"I think it was $150," she replied.

My heart jumped in shock and I found myself volunteering to do it myself.  How hard could it be?

The outside was fine: a bucket of soapy water, a squeegee mop and a final hose off and I could stand back and think what a good job I had done.  The inside, though, is a different story.  I have to take off the fly screen to get at the glass.

"You just squeeze these two lugs and lift it out," Marilyn explained patiently but, no matter how much I squeezed, there was no movement. I'll have to wait for Jamie to drop by and see whether he can work it out.

Clearly the window-washer man charges for expertise as well as time on task.