We put Brian and Margaret on their plane to Melbourne this morning so I was at a bit of a loose end as to what to do with the rest of the day. A new cartoon from First Dog on the Moon gave me lots to think about.
It seems that, if they wanted to, spiders could eat every human in the world in less than a year. Of course, they won't because they're not organised enough. "When it comes to getting it together, spiders are even worse than the Left. They don't have unions, or food co-operatives, or groups like Rotary or Toastmasters." Still, there are 131 spiders to every square metre of the earth so there's at least one near you now.
Of course, being First Dog on the Moon, they became even sillier and suggested we beware of the Poolnoodle Tarantula, which can stay under water for hours while articulating arguments for amendments to 18c.
It's all too much for a Monday morning.
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